My dear friend - Mr Arunkumar Balasubramaniam (boy, in Calcutta, they have addresses shorter than that!) - has requested me for a Tamil joke (just one, just one - he pleaded!) in this post.
Since, he is such a good friend, I will give him two! Three, if you count the one on his name!
Q: How do you start a South Indian race?
A: Reddy, Shetty, Po!
Q: Why are Tamils the horniest race?
A: Because, they greet you with 'Wanna Come'!
Har har! Hai koi jawaab?